Furriday the Purrteenth – Funny Horror Cat T-Shirt | Camp Meowblood Slasher Parody Tee | 80s Retro Meowgaverse Shirt

Furriday the Purrteenth – Camp Meowblood Horror Cat T-Shirt | Funny Slasher Kitten Tee | Meowgaverse Retro Parody Shirt

Welcome to Camp Meowblood, where nine lives won’t save you from the claws of Furriday the Purrteenth. This hilariously horrifying mashup brings 80s slasher flick vibes to life — with a feline twist. Featuring a machete-wielding cat in a hockey mask clutching a ball of blood-red yarn, this tee is a must-have for horror buffs, Halloween addicts, and cat people with a dark sense of humor.

Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt is built for comfort, durability, and bold statement style. Its structured fit and crisp edges make it ideal for everything from haunted house hangouts to your favorite horror con — or just prowling the streets looking menacingly cozy.

🔍 Product Details:
100% cotton for a solid, structured feel (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Ash Grey: 99/1; Heathers: 50/50)

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) – thick enough to last, soft enough to love

Open-end yarn, tubular construction, taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Double seam at sleeves and hem for extra toughness — even if you're on your ninth life

Unisex fit — true to size and great for all body types

Made in Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

⚠️ Notes:
White shirts may have a soft off-white tone due to fabric properties.

“Natural” color variants may show slight speckling — it’s part of their charm.

🎯 Perfect For:
Halloween, horror movie nights, or cat-themed costume parties

Gifting to the spooky cat lover in your life

Retro horror fans and 80s pop culture nerds

Fans of Jason, slashers, and sharp claws

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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