Night of the Scratching Dead – Zombie Cat T-Shirt | Funny Horror VHS Parody Tee | Meowgaverse Undead Kitten Shirt | Director’s Cat Edition

They're back... with nine lives to waste.

Straight from the litter box of the undead, Night of the Scratching Dead resurrects the golden age of VHS horror with a feline twist. These decaying kittens are clawing out of a cursed videotape marked “Director’s Cat,” bringing blood, fur, and retro carnage in one gloriously campy scene.

Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this Meowgaverse classic delivers 80s horror nostalgia with paw-splattering charm. It’s a must-have for horror fans, cat lovers, and anyone who’s ever questioned whether that scratching sound in the night was really the litter box...

This isn’t just a Halloween tee — it’s a year-round warning: dead cats tell no tails.

👕 Shirt Specs:
100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10; Ash: 99/1; Heathers: 50/50)

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – rugged, breathable, long-lasting

Unisex fit – great for all body types, structured and soft

Tubular knit, open-end yarn, double-stitched hems, taped neck/shoulders

DTG printed with vivid, long-lasting ink — even zombie-proof (probably)

Blank sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

⚠️ Notes:
White shirt variants may appear slightly off-white

“Natural” colors may show subtle speckles (adds character)

🎯 Perfect For:
Horror VHS collectors and slasher film lovers

Halloween outfit upgrades

Zombie movie buffs who also have cat hair on their hoodie

Gifting to spooky cat moms and dads

Meowgaverse universe completionists

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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