Paw-ssession Atheist Cat T-Shirt – Funny Demonic Possessed Kitten Shirt – “God’s on Vacation, Try Catnip” – Horror Cat Meme Tee – Meowgaverse Parody Shirt

Are your prayers going unanswered? Try catnip.

Paw-ssession: Atheist Edition is here to bring unholy laughs and heretical cuddles to your closet. Featuring a possessed kitten mid-float, a fishbone-wielding feline priest, and the bold declaration: “God’s on vacation. Try catnip.” – this shirt is a spiritual crisis wrapped in fur.

Made for skeptics, heathens, horror fans, and those who know catnip works better than a sermon, this budget-friendly tee holds structure while keeping you comfy. Whether you’re spiraling existentially or just vibing through spooky season, this unisex classic fit will keep your look sharp and irreverent.

👕 Shirt Details (aka, the mortal shell of the divine):

100% cotton for most colors (soft, breathable, and slightly judgmental)

Heather variants are 50/50 cotton/polyester—because some demons blend

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – durable enough for surviving possessions

Tubular fabric + open-end yarn = structured feel, non-restrictive fit

Double seams at sleeves and hem for long-lasting sass

Taped neck and shoulders (built tough, like your disbelief in organized religion)

Blank product sourced responsibly from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

🛑 Note:

"White" may appear off-white in certain lighting.

“Natural” includes speckles of darkness—just like your soul.

Printed just for you by Meowgaverse—the creators of the world’s first feline horror cinematic universe.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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