Pawceman – Creepy Clown Cat T-Shirt | Funny Horror Kitten Tee | Meowgaverse IT Parody Shirt | You’ll Float, But They’ll Pounce

You’ll float… but they’ll pounce.

Straight from the storm drain of your darkest catnap, Pawceman emerges — the furball of your nightmares, dressed to kill in classic clown couture. With glowing eyes, a knife in one paw, and balloon strings tied to rats, this homicidal kitty doesn’t need a red balloon — he is the party.

Inspired by horror classics and filtered through the blood-spattered lens of the Meowgaverse, this design is equal parts disturbing and adorable. Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this unisex shirt offers a structured, classic fit that’s perfect for trick-or-treating, convention crawling, or standing in the rain with unsettling intent.

👕 Shirt Specs:
100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heathers: 50/50 cotton/poly blend)

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – tough enough for the apocalypse, soft enough for daily hauntings

Open-end yarn, tubular construction, taped neck and shoulders

Double-stitched hems for maximum durability

Printed via high-quality DTG on the Gildan 5000 — a trusted classic for structure and longevity

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

⚠️ Notes:
White shirts may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

Natural color variants may have visible flecks — a unique touch, not a defect

🎯 Who’s This For?
Fans of IT, Pennywise, and horror parodies

Cat lovers with a dark side

Creepy clown collectors and horror merch addicts

Halloween partygoers and horror convention attendees

Anyone who likes their humor served bloody, with fur

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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