Paws of Mass Destruction – Funny Cat T-Shirt | Meowgaverse Apparel | Explosive Kitty Tee | Unisex Military Cat Shirt

Lock up your yarn. They’re going full mewtal jacket.

From the savage heart of the Meowgaverse war zone, comes a feline so feral… so unhinged… they strapped on a vest of fur-frag grenades and screamed into the napalm-flavored sunset.

PAWS OF MASS DESTRUCTION is the ultimate chaos-cat tee for lovers of explosive cuteness, black humor, and tactical meowhem.

💣 Whether you’re storming the couch or plotting a coup from the laundry basket, do it in style — tactical tail style.

🧵 Product Features:

100% cotton for supreme softness

Heather options: cotton/poly blend for a rugged-meets-smooth feel

Unisex classic fit — comfy under combat or cuddle conditions

Double-stitched hems and reinforced shoulders for extra durability

Made-to-order, so each one is born of precision chaos

♻️ Ethical & On-Demand:
We print each shirt just for you after you order — meaning less waste, no overproduction, and a cleaner planet (for our warlords to rule).

⚠️ Notes from Command:

White might show as slightly off-white — like battlefield bone

“Natural” colors may have specks (authentic trench fluff, we promise)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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