The Hissening Horror Cat T-Shirt – Creepy Twin Kitten Shirt – “Come Play With Us” Meowgaverse Parody Tee – Funny Shining-Inspired Halloween Shirt

They stare into your soul… and want to play.

Step cautiously into the Meowgaverse with The Hissening, the unnerving feline homage to horror’s creepiest twins. Featuring two long-haired kitten girls in matching dresses and glowing green eyes, this haunted house hallway is about to go full Shining. One holds a knife. The other? Just your fate.

Perfect for horror buffs, Halloween fanatics, cat cultists, or those who grew up watching VHS tapes in the dark and wondering what’s really under the bed. This unisex classic-fit tee brings structure with just enough streetwear edge to be spooky and stylish.

🕯️ Tagline on the shirt:
“Come play with us. Forever. And ever. And ever.”
No thanks, Fluffy. I'm good.

👕 Shirt Details:

100% cotton in most variants (aka breathable survival fabric)

Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester – just like your trauma

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – enough to outlast a haunting

Tubular fabric with open-end yarn – sturdy, spooky, comfy

Taped neck and shoulders for clean layering

Double seams on sleeves & hem – structurally sound under pressure

Blank product sourced responsibly from: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

📦 Disclaimers from the mortal realm:

The "White" color may appear a bit off-white because ghosts don’t believe in bleach.

The "Natural" color includes dark speckles. It’s not cursed. Probably.

🎃 Ideal for:

Horror conventions

Creepy couples Halloween costumes

Fans of The Shining, cats, and mildly cursed objects

Gifting to that friend who still sleeps with one eye open

Designed by Meowgaverse. Printed by humans (we think).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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