The Purrge: Fur-Ever Night Director’s Cut – Horror Cat T-Shirt | Funny Scary Kitten Tee for Halloween Fans & Cult Film Lovers

🎃 One night. No rules. All claws. Welcome to The Purrge: Fur-Ever Night – Director’s Cut, where the fur flies and feline justice reigns. This spooky-meets-adorable horror parody t-shirt features a masked fluffball wielding a chainsaw, backed by the warm glow of a VHS-era nightmare. Inspired by The Purge and steeped in Meowgaverse mayhem, it’s a perfect mix of creepy and cute.

Ideal for Halloween parties, horror conventions, or just prowling the streets looking like a cult classic. Whether you're into slasher films, black humor, or just think cats with glowing eyes and chainsaws are the height of fashion—this tee has you claw-vered.

Shirt Details (Spiced Up):
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee delivers a structured, vintage-inspired silhouette that flatters all feline-loving figures. It keeps its edge with sharp lines, holds up to heavy layering, and is purr-fect for everyday streetwear with a sinister twist.

🐾 100% cotton (because synthetic fur is for posers)

💀 Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

👻 Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

🧵 Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

⚖️ Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

🔁 Tubular fabric construction for an old-school fit

🧶 Open-end yarn for that retro feel

💪 Taped neck and shoulders for durability

🪡 Double-seam sleeves & hem for quality that outlasts the next purge

🌍 Responsibly sourced blanks from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Disclaimers (Stylized):
⚠️ White shirts may show up as more “creamy ghost” than bright white—consider yourself warned.
⚠️ Natural color shirts may feature “spooky speckles”—totally normal, totally intentional.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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