The Scratchlocker – Bomb Squad Cat T-Shirt | Tactical Humor from Meowgaverse

Every scratch has a story.
Suit up with The Scratchlocker, the Meowgaverse’s most dangerously adorable bomb disposal expert. This unisex tee features a fearless kitten in tactical gear, defusing a suspiciously explosive toy mouse. Will he cut the red wire—or the red yarn? Either way, it's gonna be legendary.

Built on a classic cotton cut that hugs in the right places and hangs sharp around the edges, this tee delivers cinematic cat drama with serious comfort. Whether you're lounging in your war room or just dodging life's catnip traps, this shirt is ready for deployment.

Product Features:

100% cotton (fiber blends for select color options)

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² for comfort and structure

Reinforced seams for extended wear under high tension missions

Taped neck & shoulders (because kittens don’t do sag)

Designed by rogue agents of chaos in the Meowgaverse

Pairs great with sarcasm, streetwear, or total emotional destruction

Note: White variants may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Heather colors contain poly blends. And yes, speckles on Natural are intentional—like every scratch.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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